The Elf Won’t Do the Dishes

By Anonymous Bard




My elf wont

do the dishes.


Tried to train him

Can’t restrain him

It’s dustpan jitters

That are makin’ him bitter


Tweet, tweet, tweety

Won’t be a sweetie

Vacuum cleaner

Makes him retreaty


Laughy, laughy

He ate my taffy

Now he’s blaming

That duck he calls Daffy


Quack quack-licious

Quack quack-luscious

He took my honey-cakes

To the bushes.


Now I’m crying

No denying

No defying

Gave up trying.