The Elf Won’t Do the Dishes

By Anonymous Bard

 

Bungaloo-ushous

Bungaloo-ishous

My elf wont

do the dishes.

 

Tried to train him

Can’t restrain him

It’s dustpan jitters

That are makin’ him bitter

 

Tweet, tweet, tweety

Won’t be a sweetie

Vacuum cleaner

Makes him retreaty

 

Laughy, laughy

He ate my taffy

Now he’s blaming

That duck he calls Daffy

 

Quack quack-licious

Quack quack-luscious

He took my honey-cakes

To the bushes.

 

Now I’m crying

No denying

No defying

Gave up trying.